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  • namastetoyoutoo:

    This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

    (via red-rose-petals)

  • colorsofinsanity:

    poisonnoak:

    so that’s what happened

    Well shit

    (Source: 180mph, via allteensrelate)

  • splendidbuttsex:

    ronaldalan:

    rebelderadioactivo:

    Me walking into school

    Me at work

    Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

    (Source: kverke, via lubricates)

  • at-seapoint:

    im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

    (via bruisedandscarred7)

  • edwardspoonhands:

    justthenewkid:

    nuggetxnicole:

    Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

    even the baby’s a little shook up by the end

    This small human has internalized the inexorable march of time far better than I have.

    (Source: lolgifs.net, via red-rose-petals)

  • thetravman:

    varsityrider:

    beben-eleben:

    Coca-Cola Invents 16 Bottle Caps To Give Second Lives To Empty Bottles [x]

    THIS IS AWESOME WHAT A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE

    This is awesoem

    (via yourfriendlyneighborhood-lesbian)