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  • tittily:

    my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

    (via angstslut)

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  • whiskeydrinking-operating:

    This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
    “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
    I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

    You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

    (via wannabe-savage)

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  • [x]

    James Dean asking Paul Newman to kiss him during a screentest for East of Eden, 1954.

    (Source: skylikethat, via angstslut)

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  • investings:

    photo cred to my aunt while taking a picture of me while washing my hair

    (via emmysaurus)

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  • sean-codyvevo:

    Just because I’m gay…

    FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

    (Source: tooyoungtoonmb, via drunknwh0re)

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  • deadxlast:

    pianorocknroll:

    you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

    image

    Oh my fucking god

    (via drunknwh0re)

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  • panic-at-the-dildos:

    djali96:

    panic-at-the-dildos:

    damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

    Wut?

    DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

    (via drunknwh0re)

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