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  • draelogor:

    fuckingconversations:

    teamfreekickass:

    spiffypop:

    housetohalf:

    mysnarkasm:

    When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

    She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

    Girl is 50 years old.

    FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

    fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

    You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

    Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

    This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

    Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

    with all the force of a great typhoon

    (Source: bucky-thevampireslayer, via thelovelywords17)

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  • pong2822:

    trailofdesire:

    emilysidhe:

    fvckthisreality:

    destructivemusic:

    comics-are-sexy:

    Why would u torture me like this

    good fucking bye

    That actually hurt me

    …that’s a “Little Match Girl” Spider-man au.

    Why does it exist???

    I WAS GONNA SAY, like “The Little Match Girl” needed to be GRIMMER. CHRIST.

    Going to cry now bye

    (via mooshtacheyo)

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  • fortunatemind:

    If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you

    (via love-perrytheplatypus-universe)

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  • blueskypenguin:

    slashydrunkard:

    theholmeslessdoctor:

    I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS GIFSET FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE

    THIS IS WHY GIFSETS WERE CREATED

    (via love-perrytheplatypus-universe)

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  • shouldnt:

    when attractive people say they are ugly

    image

    (via love-perrytheplatypus-universe)

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  • dylanr5:

    tutsthepussy:

    smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

    but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

    AMEN

    (Source: kennethamilton, via stannisnt)

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  • incompleteicarus:

    Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

    (via yourfriendlyneighborhood-lesbian)

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  • "

    Don’t kiss her just to kiss her.

    Don’t kiss her as a joke, a dare, or an experiment.
    Don’t kiss her expecting something in return.
    Don’t kiss her as a pass time, or hobby, or for bragging rights.
    Don’t kiss her because everyone wants you to.

    Kiss her because she’s beautiful.
    Kiss her because her presence is intoxicating
    Kiss her because her mouth curls upward like tendrils of smoke
    Kiss her because her smile sets you on fire.
    Kiss her because her lips are oxygen, and without them, you’ll suffocate.

    Don’t kiss her because you can.
    Don’t kiss her because you want to,
    Kiss her because you need to.

    "
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